Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,455 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (50/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all ways to puke
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 5/11 (125/500 points)
How to open them
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Check Out The Credits!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/280 points)
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Visit the creators' website
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 6/20 (65/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Buy one eye
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks